· By Tori Polizzotto
Why The Goodest Boy is Also The Weirdest, Yet Smartest Boy
If you’re anything like me, you often look at your dog and wonder what goes on in their head because let’s face it- they do some pretty weird sh*t. Whether it’s rolling in dirty laundry or burying your left boot in your backyard, there’s a method behind their madness. Yes, believe it or not, there is a reason your dog is randomly invading your personal space by sniffing your crotch.
For anyone out there considering adding a furry friend to their family, just know it comes with the following consequences:
ROLLING AROUND IN YOUR DIRTY LAUNDRY
FOLLOWING YOU INTO THE BATHROOM
Raise your hand if you can’t remember the last time you showered or peed without your dog sitting next to you. Yeah...me either! This weird habit is actually stemmed back to their ancestors- The Gray Wolf. When wolves relieve themselves, the rest of the pack stands next to them to protect them in their vulnerable state from predators. So if you’re wondering why your pup scratches and cries outside the bathroom door until you let them in, they want to make sure you’re okay. How pure right?
TURNING AROUND 100 TIMES BEFORE SITTING DOWN
This one might be obvious, but your dog is making sure they aren’t getting attacked from predators before they settle down for a nap. You may be wondering why they look out for predators in your living room when it’s just been the two of you for hours…but the vacuum looks pretty scary to him.
SNIFF OTHER DOG’S BUTTS… OR WORSE… YOUR BUTT
Your dog has the ability to get top information about you or another dog just from sniffing the rear. Having to apologize to your friends over and over while you’re dog sniffs their crotch can get embarrassing. The truth is, your pup wants to make sure you aren’t bringing a total psycho into your home.
RUN AROUND LIKE CRAZY WHEN YOU GET HOME
Whether you were gone for 3 days, 3 hours, or 3 minutes- your dog reacts as if he hasn’t seen you in years. You’re his/her human, therefore, you are automatically a member of the pack. Imagine how excited you get after not seeing your best friend for a long time- that’s exactly how they feel.
STARE AT YOU
This might shock you...but by staring at you, it is your dog’s way of hugging you (I’m not crying- you are). This staring contest is all a plan they make up to show you they trust you and care about you.
CHEW THEIR PAWS
Guess what guys? You're not the only ones with anxiety or OCD. When your pup chews their paws, it’s their way of relieving some stress- just like when you bite your nails. So if you think your dog is being a weirdo by chewing their feet, the truth is they are just trying to relieve anxiety. Now- go give your dog a hug!
WINKS AT YOU
No this isn’t some sort of code- so you don’t have to wink back at your dog. Winking is one of the most normal behaviors on the planet. It is your dog’s way of telling you that they are friendly and in a playful mood- which is basically what a human wink is too!
ALWAYS CURLS THEMSELVES INTO THE TINIEST BALL WHEN THEY SLEEP
Alright, now after reading this one, you might wanna curl up in a ball when you sleep next time you go camping. This behavior also goes way back to their ancestors, The Gray Wolf, where curling up into a ball protects their vital organs from predators while they sleep.
FYI- This won’t work against mosquitos.
GIVING YOU THEIR BONE TO HOLD
Has anyone else just been sitting on the couch when all of a sudden you are interrupted by your dog throwing his/her slobbery bone on your lap? Me too. Sharing is caring for your dog, and since he/she’s your #1 fan- they want to share their most prized possession to show they trust you.
Basically- their way of asking you if you want a bite of their sandwich.
Your dog is many things; crazy, adorable, friendly, weird- but there is a reason for it all. So next time you get upset with having no privacy while you use the bathroom...just thank them for being your personal pee bodyguard.
Author: https://www.instagram.com/toripolizzotto/